To the crazy man who told NPR that Moby Dick was the most influential book he ever read, I say, “You are nuts.”
To Major League, which I watched last weekend, I say, “Damn your spoilers!”
To those of you who claim to have read every page of this behemoth but haven’t really, I say, “You shouldn’t have skipped chapter 94 – The Cassock.”
As for me, I’m moving on to another version: Moby Dick, a Cozy Classic, illustrated in wool felting with a twelve-word text.
See you in 16 months!